I was a touch worried and then the real estate lady was perfect and George started singing a Hebrew prayer until he forgot the words and did a crossword with Mitchell who is bad at being a badass and everything was all right ( Read more... )

Watchmen

Just a few days ago, mustinvestigate and I were discussing things that were wrong with Kick-Ass, and she mentioned an AU where Hollis was her guardian, and I mentioned how Hit-Girl was basically Laurie and Rorschach's child already AND THEN SHE MADE IT TRUE.

It's called Debutante and it is awesome. Go tell her it is awesome.

CommunityThis show is my ( Read more... )

AHHHHHHHH.

AHHHHHHHHHHHH.

No, but, really. ( spoilers! )

No, but, seriously, when one of the baddies, who is only a few moral shades a darker gray than the heroes, has a network of vampires on his Twitter? When a chunk of the soundtrack is provided by Bat For Lashes? When every single walk on character is as rounded and petty and flawed and awesome and wonderful as the protagonists ( Read more... )

It is Mary's birthday, and I already owe her a Watchmen story from help_haiti, but due to its overwhelming gloomyness, I deemed it birthday-innapropriate. And then I wrote this!

There are cross-overs and kissing and vampires. And it it so chronologically incorrect, I am writing it off as timey-wimey. Happy birthday?

( Five People Jack Harkness Did Not Sex Up (Only Four of Which He Regrets) )

( I just need to get these out of my system. )